International Gala Inspires Conception of “National Gala”

Following weeks of anticipation and countless event notifications, first-year student Lindsey Carter confirmed that International Gala 2015 blew her away. “Wow. That’s all I can say, wow. Wow,” said Carter.

An intended International Development and Social Change major from Cheshire, Connecticut, Carter claims to be one of the select few that truly appreciate the cultural fusion that is International Gala. “I think it’s like super amazing how Mexico and the United States were able to overcome their border issues and just dance about it,” Carter told The Freudian Slip. “Still, if my one IDSC class has taught me anything, it’s that we need to change things locally in order to change things globally.” She poses the question, “How can we truly fix the Middle East if New York still has beef with New Jersey?”

Carter is currently in the process of starting a National Students Association on campus. She will pursue her idea for ‘National Gala’ once the club receives funding, noting the invaluable benefits it will bring to the Clark community and beyond.

When asked to comment, Ellie Madoula, a member of International Students Association, told The Freudian Slip, “I don’t know where this bitch thinks she’s going to get all this money. We literally have all of it.”

Carter claims that National Gala could be even bigger and better and longer than International Gala, with representation from all 50 states and U.S. territories. “Even Delaware can perform, I guess.”

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