Will Smith Looking for Friends to Attend, What is Quite Frankly, a Sad Birthday Party

Freudian Slip Journalists Alex and Josh struggled to comprehend Will Smith’s handwritten note that was sent into The Freudian Slip. After several hours of heavy spelling revisions, they produced the following interpretation...

Hey there Clark students! Are you looking for a weekend getaway with hot celebrity icon Will Smith? Have you always dreamt of blowing out the birthday candles with media mogul Will Smith? Do you ever wake up at night in a cold sweat, only to see upcoming entrepreneur Will Smith looming over your body? Well, do I have news for you! It’s Rewind time this SUNDAY AT 5:24 PM at Will Smith’s house in the Hollywood Hills, as we relive his greatest cinematic moments in films such as After Earth, Suicide Squad, and everyone’s favorite, Hancock. We have the king of pop himself, Tommy Lee Jones on the mic as he sings The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’s theme song over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!

Dwayne the Rock Johnson is said to appear later that night, saying “Please leave me alone. I do not want to see this Epic Battle Royale at Will Smith’s home. Let me see my family.” What a kidder! Anyways, it looks like Jaden won’t be able to make it, because he’s busting into the food industry! (The previous statement was not a joke. Jaden Smith, Founder and CEO of Just Water ™, butted heads against Just ™ food goods, a vegan mayo company formerly known as Hampton Creek for apparently copying his water bottle design. No joke. Actually happened back in 2017. Look it up. Oh, and hey, he’s bringing clean water to Flint, Michigan. That’s pretty cool, Jaden Smith! Just like your dad’s, celebrity icon extraordinaire Will Smith, birthday party that’s happening THIS SUNDAY AT 5:24 PM!) Looks the big man himself, totally radical genie from Aladdin Will Smith is turning into the big Five - One this SUNDAY AT 5:24 PM! This is the event of the century, and you don’t wanna miss it!

Here’s a message from the tycoon of acting, the media mogul, the celebrity icon, the Great Gatsby, the celebrity icon, and the upcoming entrepreneur celeb mogul synergy man: Will Smith!

“Please come to my party. We have cake. Tommy Lee Jones is coming, which is cool. Uh, yea, it’ll be, it’ll be pretty crazy. Uh. There’s some skim milk in the fridge if you want some. I mean, you don’t need to come if you want to. But, uh, I think that would be pretty neat. Uh. Yea. Please come. I’m so lonely… Where’s Jaden?”

WILL SMITH'S BIRTHDAY IS THIS SUNDAY AT 5:24 PM AT HIS HOUSE PLEASE COME BRING FRIENDS AND FOOD WE ONLY HAVE CAKE AND SKIM MILK

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