Clark Announces Plan to Move Campus Online By 2019

The University's administration has been so pleased with the new online bookstore that they have decided to move the entire Clark campus to their web domain: www.clarku.edu. These plans are not mentioned during student interests tours as it may give potential applicants the idea that Clark University is an online school. Which it actually now is.

President Angel defended this controversial decision with a statement: “I am proud to say that Clark has entered into the new digital age of education. By transforming the University into a virtual realm of higher education we as an institution are LEEPing into the future. It's time to challenge convention and cut back $30,000 per student!”

Students have begun protesting as this change will affect their daily lives. To appease the student body, the administration has added a virtual reality mode to clarku.edu that allows students to roam a virtual reconstruction of campus through their personal avatar. Students can customize their character, have their character attend social gatherings, and even smoke within 20 feet from the building without getting fined. The University has yet to create a virtual reality system for students participating in the 5th-year masters program.

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