Top 10 Totally Legit and Good Suggestions for Future Spree Day Themes

After 116 years of Spree Day, the Spree Day Committee is looking to spice things up. Here are some suggestions from The Freudian Slip’s Spree Day Correspondence Team for some themes that the committee may consider in the future!

Oprah Win-Spree

You get a stomach pump! You get a stomach pump! Everyone gets a stomach pump!

Save the Sprees

The year is 2071. We live in a post-apocalyptic hellscape where both trees and bees are extinct. Spree Day in this year is a desperate attempt to revive the environment.

Get Down on Your Sprees (and pray!)

Join Hillel and Christian Fellowship on the Green for a wholesome, family-friendly afternoon of religious Spree Day fun.

Boston Spree Party

This year’s main event will be a trip to Crystal Pond in University Park to dump out boxes of tea in celebration of FREEDOM.

Spree-Easy

The University has given up on maintaining law and order and will provide EVERYONE with alcohol. Drinks on the Freudian Sip!

Crime Spree

It’s like the Purge, but at Clark! Get ready to skateboard on the pathways and M U R D E R.

Bourgeoi-spree

Hosted by Socialist Alternative, this year there will be a live guillotine demonstration in Red Square. Rise up, comrades!

Tennes-spree

In an attempt to appeal to students from the South, we’re gonna be cookin’ grits and bourbon! Yee yee! Get ready to pack some chaw! Jello Wrestling will be replaced by cow tipping (this year only!)

Master De-spree

Clark has gotten tired of all the fifth-year applications and has decided that everyone will get an Accelerated Master’s Degree in one mandatory, drunken, rowdy day.

Vitamin Spree

Clark’s on a health kick! Instead of shotgunning a Natty Light, you’re gonna knock back some Orange Juice.

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