Donkey Tuesday to Combat Elephant Thursday

Tom Quigley, an avid naysayer and First Year here at Clark, heard of the popular Elephant Thursday in the beginning few weeks of the fall semester. After several months of getting up the nerve, he founded Donkey Tuesday, to level the playing field.

“First of all, everyone knows that the elephant is the official symbolic beast of the Republican Party. More importantly, gray is the official secondary color of said party. I just want to bring equality to this campus.” Quigley states that everyone wearing eggshell white on Tuesdays will receive a small playdough statue of an ass. Yes, that kind of ass.

“Everyone knows eggshell white is the official secondary color of the Democratic Party.” Quigley stated with much importance. “I personally am an anarchist, but this only seems fair.”

A representative from the Elephant Thursday office commented on the subject, “I don’t really care, but eggshell white?”

Quigley is even starting a Political-Representation-through-Animals-and-Colors Club. He is only forty nine signatures away from his quota. Later this month, Quigley says he plans on creating another event where people wearing pink each Wednesday can show their support for the Green Party

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