Student with ESPN App has Last Remaining Perfect Bracket in the World

With only the final game of the NCAA Men’s Division I Basketball Tournament left to play, local High School Sophomore Alex Stewart, who reportedly downloaded the ESPN SportsCenter App two weeks before the beginning of March Madness, has the last remaining perfect bracket in the world.

If Wisconsin were to win tonight over Duke, Stewart would be the first person to successfully predict every game correctly in a March Madness Bracket, and would win the $10,000 cash prize for doing so.

“To be perfectly honest, most of those I just picked randomly.” stated Stewart when asked to comment, “Like I had Villanova lose in the second round because their name sounded evil, and Judge Judy told me Michigan State would make it to the Final Four in a dream once.”

The study of Stewart’s method for choosing a perfect bracket has been a hot topic for the Nation’s leading Sports Analysts, none of which had perfect brackets past the first round. Charles Barkley shared his findings on his show last Saturday. “Alex’s approach to forming a bracket baffles me.” He said. “It is completely illogical, yet somehow his arbitrary combination of flipping coins, throwing darts blindfolded at the bracket, and playing rock-paper-scissors with himself seems to be more accurate than the hours of statistical, technical, and strategic analysis that professionals put into their predictions. Like seriously, are our jobs here meaningless?”

When asked what he would do with the prize money he would win if his bracket remained perfect through the final game, Stewart responded, “Wait, $10,000? What happened to Warren Buffett’s $1 billion thing? Am I seriously doing something this stupid for only $10,000? That’s like a half semester’s worth of college.”

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