Entire Nation SO Happy Baseball Season has Started Already

As the 2015 MLB season commenced on Saturday, April 4th, the entire nation collectively announced how thrilled it was that baseball was already back. The whole country spoke to The Freudian Slip on Tuesday, saying, “Yes, we are so excited that we get to watch a bunch of millionaires get paid to go on vacations to the warmest places in the country and squeeze 20 minutes of baseball into three hours of TV. Oh yeah, also the best part is that there is still snow on the ground, so we all can get really into only watching the game and don’t have to worry about going out to play it ourselves.”

America continued to say that it literally could not wait to watch all 2,430 games scheduled this season (emphasizing that each and every one will certainly be exhilarating to watch), and mentioned that “America’s Pastime” is, without a doubt, completely representative of every possible demographic living in the country.

“It feels like just yesterday we stopped watching baseball because the Red Sox and the Yankees both didn’t make it to the World Series.” Said America, “You can’t fathom how excited we are to do the exact same thing again this year.”

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