Jerry the Men’s Rights Activist

Hi! My name is Gerald Bartholomew Richardson III and I am from Greenwich, Connecticut, but you can call me Jerry. In light of recent events, I have decided to start a column to address issues facing white, upper-class, well-educated men. Particularly those with familial connections.

As a proud meninist, I intend to report infringements on men’s rights, educate Clark on who’s really oppressed, and combat affirmative action. I hope you will join me on this literal Crusade!

Despite what most Clarkies may tell you, there has never been a worse time to be a man than right now. All across the country, we see guys having the door held open for them by women and honest, decent men being forced to split the dinner bill.

As a Management major I understand that because of our biology, women and men are just different, so limiting ourselves to gender roles in which men play the dominant role just makes sense.

In the future, I’ll hopefully be able to flesh out my logic, but for now, I just want to tell all of the good men out there to keep fighting. With a little bit of vigor, we can propel this country forward into the 19th century!

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