Mother of Prospective Student Really Confident She Understands LEEP

Following the Admitted Student Open House on April 12th, Nancy Richardson, the mother of a prospective student from New Britain, CT, posted a Facebook status claiming that she fully understands what LEEP is. The status, which was posted right when Mrs. Richardson got home, read as follows:

Mrs. Richardson attended both information sessions about LEEP led by Michelle Bata, Director of the LEEP center. Bata confirmed that both information sessions are identical in content and are only duplicated for ease of scheduling in the busy day. When asked why she attended both sessions, Mrs. Richardson replied, “It was just so fascinating, and now I’m really confident I’ve figured it out.” Mrs. Richardson’s daughter, Chelsea, a senior at a New Britain High School, told The Freudian Slip, “I really still have no idea what the [expletive] LEEP is.” When asked to explain what she believes LEEP to be, Mrs. Richardson declined to comment.

It is not yet known how Mrs. Richardson came to this understanding of LEEP. It is suspected that Cindy Nelson (the top commenter, also of New Britain, CT) is a co-conspirator. The matter is being investigated by University Police.

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