All Good Spots on the Green are Taken

As Spring slowly arrives in Worcester, the temperatures rise accordingly. The snow has all melted, leaving space for flowers, grass, and high-waisted shorts.

As a result students at Clark University have begun to enjoy some of their time on the quadrilateral patch of earth, located in the middle of all the dusty, old buildings. So many young people have chosen to skip class for the seasonal activity that it has generated a number of complaints.

Joey Pantos (‘16) was interviewed as he stood on the sidewalk with his arms crossed and foot tapping, “I just finished a big paper and was really looking forward to spending some time on the Green. But there’s just no good places to sit. I have my friends, my guitar, and my hookah all ready. I just can’t find a good place lounge. My arms are also getting tired.”

The Freudian Slip followed Pantos into the library, where Julia Rhodes, another frustrated student, was encountered. “I hate doing work in the AC on such a nice day. In addition, I feel like I’m just not getting enough out of college if I don’t hang on the Green once a day. Most importantly, I was going to make use of the surprisingly good wifi.”

After some further investigation, The Freudian Slip found that the culprits sitting against the Atwood walls, and the few other nice places, were in fact those no good First-Years who have nothing better to do.

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