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Petition to Remove the Clock from Jonas Clark Hall

  • Annie Share
  • Apr 21, 2015
  • 1 min read

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The large clock on Jonas Clark Hall has long been derided by students and faculty. Jonathan Miller (’15) told The Freudian Slip, “The clock is both an eyesore and a sight for sore eyes. It’s time we do something about it.”

Miller recently crafted a petition to remove the clock from Jonas Clark Hall. He hopes to get enough support from the Clark community to elicit a response from the administration. Miller claims, “Jonas Clark Hall is the flagship building on Clark’s campus. Anointing it with a silly old timepiece disrespects the building’s history and delegitimizes its timelessness.”

Miller argues that the clock stands in opposition of everything Clark stands for. “This is a liberal arts college. Half of the students that go here are self-described ‘free spirits’.” He continued, “At Clark, time is rarely of the essence.”

Miller told The Freudian Slip that Clark’s commitment to ‘a chill vibe’ should be self-evident. “Time is not something that students and faculty need to be reminded of on a daily basis.”

UPDATE- On April 15, 2015 President Angel indicated that the clock will be removed on May 5th following final exams. The clock will now only be mounted for special events where time is critical, such as Spree Day.

 
 
 

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Hipster Quote of the Week:

The message at the end of “The Tortoise and the Hare” isn’t that ‘slow and steady wins the race’, but actually a well-remembered quote from the 1977 Disney classic “A New Hope”: “Great kid! Don’t get cocky”. Bullshit that the hare was gonna lose that race if he didn’t choose to stop for a nap and a snack and whatever else he did. Bullshit that the tortoise was going to catch up in any capacity if the hare didn’t slow down for him. Maybe that platitude makes sense, but definitely not in this situation.

 

A race is a sheer contest of speed. No other skills go into that. The tortoise and the hare aren’t making miniature wooden horses and getting judged on the craftsmanship of their products alongside their finish time; they are moving from one point to another. In no universe does slow and steady win that race. Slow and steady wins no races, except for races where the point is to go as slow as possible. Even in cases where slow and steady could be considered a possible alternative to fast, such as the aforementioned miniature-wooden-horse-making competition, someone who can do similar quality work at a much faster pace still wins that competition.

 

Slow and steady does not win the race. Not being too full of yourself does.."

 

~Nick Gilfor

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