Mother Overly Concerned About Microfridge Delivery

Describing her own crippling dependence on heating and cooling systems, Stacy Cohen, mother of incoming first-year, Bryan Cohen (‘19), expressed deep-rooted concern for her son’s microfridge delivery.

“When will it come? Is it coming soon? Do we have to pick it up? Is it a full microwave and a full fridge or a half-and-half sort of deal? It’s a half-and-half sort of deal, isn’t it? That’s ridiculous. That just won’t work.”

The Office of Residential Life and Housing has assured Cohen that her son’s microfridge needs will be accommodated. Still, Cohen continues to voice her concerns.

“Will the microfridge provide ample storage for both frozen and non-frozen items? If he were to purchase a frozen pizza, or the ingredients for choucroute garnie, rosbif a l’alsacienne, kig ha farz, gratin dauphinois, or tater tot hotdish, would he have enough room?”

The Office of Residential Life and Housing proceeded to refer Cohen to RateMyMicrofridge.com. Cohen told The Freudian Slip that, upon further research, she plans to order two different microfridge models and a spillover cooler, just in case.

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