‘Netflix and Chill’ Phenomenon Unraveled: Netflix, Trojan make “Backdoor Deal”

DTF? More like, “Netflix and Chill”. This new code has become popular among college youth who want to communicate a willingness to do the ol’ nasty, but recent reports show a much darker side behind the new cultural meme.

Anonymous investigative reporters from The Freudian Slip have discovered that Netflix, the movie and television streaming website referenced in the phrase, has made $30 billion in profits in a deal with Trojan Brand Condoms that involved the creation of this trend. Trojan received only mundane orgasms and crabs.

Our reporters discovered that prior to the phrase’s explosion in popularity on social media in August, Netflix and Trojan had invested in a number of failed attempts throughout the year to popularize the meme, using celebrities and other cultural bridges to reach their customer demographic of horny college freshmen. Most notably, they paid Dick Van Dyke an estimated $1.2 million to tweet “Netflix and Chill?” The tweet got three Favorites and one Retweet.

After months of failed catalyzation, the trend seemingly took off on its own, to which the companies stated, “*Shrug?*”, but still claim credit.

When asked for further comment, Netflix and Trojan both refused, but The Slip guesses that the executives were Scrooge-McDucking in their newfound wealth while not wearing any pants.

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