Agitated Hillary Clinton Destroys Tokyo

Tokyo: Reports are sweeping in from across the globe in regards to the catastrophic event that took place just last night. According to The Freudian Slip Foreign Issues Team, an agitated presidential candidate Hillary Clinton destroyed the Japanese city of Tokyo

Clinton, agitated by declining popularity amongst American liberals, is said to have walked out of the ocean at around 10:33 AM and appeared to be an inexplicable 10 stories tall. She then proceeded to destroy Japan’s capitol, causing trillions of dollars of damage and absolutely crushing her platform on international affairs.

One witness told The Freudian Slip, “It was unbelievable. One minute I was eating at a café, and the next thing I knew a giant Hillary Clinton was knocking down the buildings around me,”

Since the bizarre attack, Clinton has retreated back into the Pacific. A multinational coalitionled by the US and Japan is employing fleets of warships, planes, and balloons. They intend to to lure her out of the ocean by presenting her with the vote of the youth demographic.

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