Joe Biden Doesn’t Know Where All the Cookies Went

Washington D.C:“Barack, I don’t know where they went,” uttered a nervous Joe Biden to Barack Obama as he was confronted over a jar of missing cookies.

The confrontation occurred when Obama took a midnight excursion to the White House pantry last Sunday, only to find Biden standing guiltily in the corner.

When Obama asked Biden what the hell he was doing in the White House kitchen at midnight, Biden nervously dabbed his forehead and wiped crumbs off his succulent lips. It was at this point that Obama noticed that the pantry door was slightly ajar, and upon further investigation found that the cookie jar was conspicuously gone.

In a statement released by the Vice President, Biden assertively denied accusations that he had stolen the cookies.

“I was in the kitchen to take stock of the silverware, and definitely not to eat any of those delicious desserts,” Biden told The Freudian Slip as he loosened his tie and nervously dabbed beads of fresh sweat off of his forehead.

Obama, now without cookies until the President’s next weekly Trader Joe’s run, has expressed concern about the allegations against Biden.

Obama told The Freudian Slip, “If Joe really did do what they’re saying he did, it would be a massive breach of trust. Not only because that means that he broke into our house, but also because when we were filling out the Girl Scout cookie order form he said he didn’t want any,”

Biden continue to deny allegations of any wrongdoing, and political analysts agree that his story may remain unchanged.. The Freudian Slip hopes that you Tag-a-Long for further updates.