California Student Can’t Hang Come Wintertime

SAFETY WARNING: Clark University student Olivia Logan (’19) was found frozen in an icicle under a pile of fleece blankets on the morning of Monday, February 8th. Logan -- originally from Los Angeles, CA -- was gleefully posting on her Facebook page the night before Clark experienced its first major snowfall of second semester. Logan updated her Snapchat (@cali.dreamin) several times over the course of the night. Several grainy black and white pictures surfaced, followed by a video of falling snow accompanied b

y an ear splitting scream for the duration of the video.

Further examination of Logan’s Instagram account (@lagurl96) revealed numerous pictures of expensive North Face products and a pair of Timberland boots, presumably received by Logan for Christmas. This lead The Freudian Slip and Logan’s 3782 followers to believe that the SoCal beach bunny was prepared for a 50 degree temperature difference. However, recent events have shown this not to be the case.

Logan is currently being defrosted at UMass Memorial Hospital. Readers can donate financially via her GoFundMe account (Help Olivia Play At the Beach Again). Physical donations are accepted in the form of a blanket drive outside of room 206, Wright Hall, for Logan’s use when she returns to campus. Virtually, readers can donate by following her Instagram account to improve her follower ratio.