Snow Equally Pleased to See International Student

Almost every year, around this time Winter arrives. And with it comes heaps of snow. While domestic students see the stuff as old hat, many international students have never felt its icy kiss. Thus,the first blizzard brings much cheer and jubilance to people from warmer climates.

Billy Smith (‘19) of Israel was exhilarated to see snow for the first time. Smith told The Freudian Slip, “It’s so white and fluffy! I could just lay down in it and take a nap and never wake up!” Smith proceeded to prance off, only wearing forty-six layers.

The Freudian Slip also spoke with The Snow (‘eternity), “I’m usually pretty cold about this stuff. But, when I see the happily surprised faces of international kids, I just can’t help but thaw out a little.”

The interview soon took a serious turn. “As much as I enjoy the company of new people, I just want to say I am an atheist and I do not appreciate all the angels,” Snow stated. Here at The Freudian Slip we just hope that all parties can get over their differences.