Pentagon Sees No Problem with Arming Freedom Fighters to Fight Terrorists

Washington DC: In a statement released by John O. Brennan, director of the CIA, the Pentagon has officially declared that it sees no problem with arming freedom fighters in order to combat terrorism.

“We see no reason to believe that arming freedom fighters will backfire in anyway,” said the director in the statement. “After poring over decades of American foreign policy, we have seen no patterns whatsoever in US foreign involvement that would indicate that arming the enemies of our enemies has any negative consequences.”

This position has received near unanimous support from the intelligence community and the civilian public together, with outspoken support coming from both parties.

On the other side of the world, militant groups who are set to receive weapons, funding, and training from the CIA have expressed their approval at the plans.

“We here at (insert one of the groups that’s going against ISIS) are wholly in favor of the West’s tactic to strategically enhance our ability to fight. We definitelyyyyyyyyyyyyyy won’t radicalize in 10-20 years and become the ideological and military enemy of the Western world. That would be preposterous,” said a spokesman for ________. Said rebel group is working to fight terror threats in the Middle East including ISIS, who have been terrorizing vast regions of Iraq and Syria in past years, harkening back to the heroism of the Mujahideen, the group of freedom fighters who worked covertly with the US to combat the USSR throughout the 1980s.