10 ways to determine if you are a First Year

Are you a sophomore, Junior, or Senior? Do want to see how much of a freshman you still are? Take the quiz to find out! Simply answer the following yes/no questions to receive how much of a First year student you are

1. _____Do you wear your key and Clark Card around your neck?

2. _____Do you find yourself asking for the full names of such Clark terms as “The AC” or “Jeff?”

3. _____Do you believe David Angel is not a lizard?

4. _____Over the weekends do you find yourself looking for parties in groups of 10 or more?

5. _____Are you on the meal plan?

6. _____Do you live in either Bullock, Wright, JSC or Dodd halls?

7. _____Do you know where the LEEP center is? No, the other one.

8. _____Can not you remember a time in which the campus bookstore was a real building?

9. _____Do you think you should call the Bistro “The Stro?”

10. _____Do you check student events for things to do on Friday nights?

If you have mostly yes, you're still a freshman. You definitely wear your lanyard around your neck and haven't figured out how to swap meals at the “stro.” Stop acting like an upperclassman and accept your place.

If you have mostly no, congratulations. You understand acronyms and have fond memories of Spree Day. You probably know other things but are still a fucking freshman. Get over yourself enjoy your remaining three years.

If you answered with mostly maybe, take the quiz again while providing honest answers.

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