Are YOU cool enough to wear your one card on a carabiner?

1. What wash of denim jacket did you pull over your carefully hand-washed Savers wool pullover sweater?

a. Acid wash

b. Light wash

c. Black wash

d. White!! I’m a punk lol

2. In what container did you bring your cold brew to class in this morning?

a. Nalgene

b. Mason jar

c. Hydroflask

3. Which club’s pregame do you show up to after not attending meetings all semester?

a. ROCU

b. PEC

c. Ultimate

4. How many stickers do you have on your laptop/water bottle?

a. 1-2

b. 15-20

c. 3-5

5. Are your clear glasses frames or prescription?

a. Yes

b. No

6. Where do you go to parties?

a. Beaver St., duh

b. Clifton St.

c. Florence St.

If you got…

Mostly A’s…nice try my dude! Let your hipster tendencies age for a few semesters like a fine wine or a gross jar of kombucha and then maybe you are ready for a carabiner.

Mostly B’s…oh shit waddup! Here come those cool kids! You have perfected the art of walking around this campus like you own the place while simultaneously not giving a shit. Wear your carabiner and smoke your Spirits with pride—you made it!!

Mostly C’s…go home Frisbee kid, you lost your carabiner last semester!

Mostly D’s…there’s only one D on this quiz and it just means you’re a punk.

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