The Den to Feature Jazzman's Flavored Coffee

The Fall semester is well underway and the Alumni and Student Engagement Center is starting to fit nicely into Clark Admissions tours. In turn, Clarkies are finally discovering the wonders of the University’s newest eatery, The Den. The cozy, not space-like coffee shop offers a variety of bagels, pastries, and, of course, hot beverages.

Perhaps one of The Den’s biggest selling points is its variety of Starbucks-branded flavored coffees. With choices ranging from hazelnut to raspberry to banana, staff and faculty alike flock to the completely not starship-like café. Professor of Physics, Jeffrey Plum, told The Freudian Slip, “I like the grape.”

However, not every student is sold on what The Den has to offer. Linda Teally (‘18) works in the Campus store and often finds herself looking for something to sip on from the totally-not-the-space-shuttle-Discovery coffee shop. Teally told The Freudian Slip, “I am a big coffee fan, but the new Starbucks flavors are not exciting me. Frankly, I’m disappointed in Sodexo and Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz, and I wish things would just go back to how they used to be.”

Teally rallied her fellow students in an effort to go back to the good ole days. Much to the surprise of the Clark community, Sodexo actually gave a damn. Coming in November, the Den will offer Jazzman’s flavored coffee. Along with popular new flavors like Bisquick and Egg, students will be comforted by Jazzman’s Roast and Super Jazzman’s Roast.

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