Local Voter Willing To Chance Nuclear Apocalypse To Prevent Clinton Presidency

Election day is quickly approaching and many of us have already made our decisions fairly easily. Local voter Brandon Coulson has no doubt in his mind that he is making the right decision..

Coulson told The Freudian Slip that he would do anything to prevent a Hillary Clinton presidency, even chance a nuclear apocalypse. He expressed that many people told him that Republican nominee Donald Trump would be a beyond disastrous candidate for the United States,. Still, Coulson simply refuses to vote for Democratic nominee Clinton due to his general dislike toward her. Coulson told The Freudian Slip, “Yeah, I don’t really trust Trump with nukes, but Hillary is… Hillary!”

Coulson initially supported Bernie Sanders for president. However, with Sanders out of the running, Coulson says that he will support either Gary Johnson - despite Johnson’s opposition to any minimum wage- or Jill Stein - despite Stein’s belief that Wi-Fi is detrimental to children’s health. Coulson asserted, “I bet Hillary feels the same way, ‘cause she’s, you know, Hillary! Besides, emails! And do you not remember Benghazi?”

The Freudian Slip asked Coulson whether he agreed with Clinton’s stance on LGBTQ rights, Planned Parenthood, and health care, to which he replied, “I guess, but none of that really applies to me anyway.” Coulson added, “Besides, a nuclear apocalypse might not be that bad. That movie Mad Max: Fury Road was awesome.” The Freudian Slip pointed out to Coulson that Mad Max was fiction, and that Trump’s apocalypse would likely be much less feminist.

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