Horoscopes: Special Presidential Edition

The proximity of Election Day is as baffling as the Republican candidate running for President. Despite the multiple debates that were held to offer the American people some insight into what Clinton and Trump plan to do if elected, all we know is that we will feel angry and afraid due to who wins, regardless of who you vote for. While we’re all worried sick, I can only imagine how overwhelmed the candidates must feel. It must really suck to have millions of people hate you. Here’s a look at their horoscopes for this week to see how they’ll fair after Election Day, and perhaps into their future as President of the United States of America.

Donald Trump, Born June 14, 1946 (Gemini): Although Geminis are known for their wit, intellectualism, and liveliness, Trump’s spit fire demeanor with Hillary seems to be his only thought-out banter. While people are hired and the candidates themselves typically spend weeks, maybe even months, on preparing a speech for a live and national debate, you have to give credit where credit is due to someone who can interrupt an entire argument by dissing them about their opponent’s husband who cheated on them. After three marriages, Trump must have a lot of knowledge on that topic. In his witty remarks he grabs the audience where it really matters.

According to Astrology.com, it is slightly terrifying to know that the horoscope for Gemini on Election Day is “certain supposedly coincidental events will convince you that you were right to trust your instinct. Now it’s time to celebrate—albeit cautiously. You might not have all the facts yet,” so if this astrological pull applies to the one and only Donald Trump, we’re all in for a real treat. What’s even scarier, though, is that he’s compatible with Hillary!

Hillary Clinton, Born October 26, 1947 (Scorpio, on the cusp of Libra): You would think that Madame Secretary would have some fun and let loose in her 69th year, but that is not the case for our Type A Democratic candidate.

Clinton’s Libra qualities are evident in her calm composure during the debates, giving off the vibe that she has a sense of an internal balance so, yes, CHillary for president is definitely a likely possibility.

Also noted by Astrology.com, Scorpio’s horoscope on Election Day is “that romantic roll you’re on isn’t going to end just yet- but it may turn more passionate. Someone who’s been hiding their feelings is ready to say what’s on their mind and in their heart. Are you ready to hear it?” Are Bill and Hillary going to renew their vows? Is Monica back in town? Or perhaps this astrological prediction is foreshadowing her new relationship with the American people. Male, female, black, white, immigrant, gay, and/or straight, Hillary’s got a crush on you!

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