5 Ways to Engage With the Freudian Slip

Hello there!

We are The Freudian Slip, Clark University's Satirical online newspaper. You're reading this because you either follow us on facebook and followed this link, or you’ve gone so deep in the internet that you found this by chance. Needless to say, this is definitely your fault.

Fault or no fault we’re excited to see you here and we’d like to inform you that we will give you unsolicited sexual favors in exchange for being involved in what we do, here are several ways how:

1. We have a website in case you are interested! Check it out if you want to...or if you're bored...or you know, whatever.

2. Catch us on Facebook and Twitter! Like our page The Freudian Slip, and follow us @clarkslips. It would be our honor for you and any of your distant relatives to follow along and keep up with the occasional zombie infestation Clark offers. We consider relatives that aren’t blood related in some way. Should we take them, we’ll probably respect them a lot less. No offense...just yeah.

3. If you see one of our members around campus, please feel free to approach them and subsequently punch them in their stupid goddamn face.

4. Join the writing team! We are always looking for more writers and contributors! We meet every Sunday from 9-10 in Jefferson 222, check our Facebook page for the occasional cancel of meetings. You can come to the occasional meeting or every meeting. Or come for the sole purpose of throwing eggs at us, we won’t judge.

5. Karen please come to prom with me, please? Please?

Feel free to email any of the contributors about questions, concerns, or ways in which we have disappointed you substantially.

Editor-in-chief: EDenny@clarku.edu

Executive Editor: GHackney@clarku.edu

Hopefully we’ll see you soon! Otherwise we’ll probably see you in the dining hall. It’s a small school, you can’t ignore us forever.

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