David Angel Addresses Clark’s Weed Problem

The Freudian Slip recently had an exclusive interview with Clark University’s President, David Angel. After receiving the question, “What is the question that you most want to hear from a Clarkie?” his response was shocking:

“I just want to light up with these cool people. Honestly, they seem way out of my friend league, but I just want to hit the blunt and talk about the patriarchy with some of my students.”

His last name may be Angel, but he claims to be more of a fire and brimstone kind of guy. The President of the University expressed great sadness over the fact that he routinely smells “the dank shit” coming from his backyard, but no one asks him if he wants to “light up a doobie and chill with them.” He even revealed that he hosts office hours to “make friends with the cool kids,” and that he will host dinner parties for his classes so that they “taste my sick munchies, and hopefully want to get toked up and cook food with me and my wife.”

Angel then, in a somber moment, revealed that his kids “won’t match with me because they think I’m way too lame. They say it’s because I don’t know the new slang and I’m still trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s slang in England, you know.”

After the interview, Angel thanked our reporter and offered some “really good pot from Cali that [they] could light up anytime.”

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