March Bistro Excitement -- Round Two Commentary

Sports editor, Maddy Doyle, sits down with editors and writers from The Freudian Slip to discuss the second round of March Excitement -- Bistro. Vote now in the final round! https://goo.gl/forms/MJWVMXPiaSANUyPf2

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Match 1: Pizzarita (1) vs. Chicken Tenders (9)

Maddy Doyle, Sports Editor: I just had a pizzarita for the first time. It had meat in it. Which is unfortunate because I’m a vegetarian.

Carly Dills, Arts & Culture Editor: No you’re not.

Maddy: I am! I’m putting effort in.

Emily Denny, Editor-in-Chief: I’m surprised by how close it is.

Emily Buza, Staff Writer: Yeah.

Carly: Yeah, me too.

Carly: So… Cjhken tenders v. poizzrita

[Everyone laughs at Denny’s poor keyboard skills]

Emily: Which one won again?

Carly: Pizzaritas had an underdog story. They were gone. There was a swing to pull them back. How could they lose after that?

Maddy: Isn’t that what the Patriots did?

Emily: Pizzaritas continue to kill me so…

Denny: How do they kill you?

Emily: I HAVE FOOD ALLERGIES.

Annie Kaplan, Staff Writer: That’s narcissistic. Not everyone is voting in your interest.

Emily: Other people have food allergies, not specifically me.

Match 2: Mediterranean Grilled Cheese (4) vs. Caprese Panini (5)

Emily: WHICH ONE WON?

Carly: What’s in the med grilled cheese?

Annie: I’ve always been a fan of the mediterranean grilled cheese. But each time I’ve had one, I had to take a break for a while.

Carly: What’s in it?

Annie: It’s just a combination of pesto and tomato.

Ben Gessel, Staff Writer: That sounds like a caprese pannini

Emily: CONTROVERSY!

Maddy: So it’s a caprese panini that’s actually cooked.

Annie: Caprese Panini’s sit around all day getting cold and gross, the mediterranean grilled cheese is made to order.

Denny: That’s called a la minute when you make something to order.

Emily: Emily Denny has been watching top chef.

Maddy: I love top chef.

Denny: I’m still mad about Nicholas not giving up his immunity in season 11. That was some bullshit.

Maddy: Also, Padma went to Clark. She ate this food. We should get her vote.

Carly: There was a clarkie on the bachelorette. She was the bachelorette

Maddy: Oh my.

Emily: We got Freud, we got the bachelorette, we got Padma.

Denny: I would have Padma Lakshmi’s babies.

Match 3: Chicken Quesadilla (2) vs. Individually Packaged Egg (10)

Annie: I think the match-up here is the real circle of life. The chicken and the egg.

Maddy: WHICH WILL COME FIRST?

[Nobody laughs.]

Emily: Apparently the egg.

Denny: I can’t believe the egg is winning.

Emily: Seriously.

Carly: EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG.

Maddy: It’s a convenient protein.

Annie: I saw like fifteen individually packaged eggs with no one tending to them. I could have taken all of them.

Emily: That’s illegal.

Denny: I think the quesadilla has fallen recently. I’ve been eating them for four years and they used to be bomb and now they're more eh.

Carly: The cheese is just so horrible.

Buza: You can’t mess up an egg.

Maddy: You definitely can.

Carly: I’ve had a raw individually packaged egg.

Ben: What?

Denny: And you’re still a fan?

[Room descends into chaos]

Buza: Raw chicken is bad.

Match 4: Soup of the Day (14) vs. Sushi (6)

Denny: I’m mad about soup of the day.

Emily: Can’t believe it.

Annie: It was breathed on. This was expected.

Maddy: I thought soup of the day won?

[Everyone choruses with a big fat “not true”]

Emily: Fake news.

Carly: I just… soup of the day, breathed on. How is that…….. Gonna compare to sushi.

Emily: VARIETY.

Maddy: PEOPLE DIDN’T SEE THE BENEFITS. YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM.

Annie: People just don’t understand you can eat raw fish.

[Carly can’t handle Denny’s poor typing]

Carly: You can’t eat raw soup.

Denny: Well, water and raw vegetables. You could eat that.

Emily: Does cereal with milk count?

Carly: Water salad!

Denny: All hail the water salad!

[Denny just CANNOT fucking type]

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