Non-Alcoholic Drinks to Enjoy On the Weekend Like a Fucking Loser
- Freudian Slip Staff
- Apr 6, 2017
- 1 min read
With Spree Day behind us, it's a good time of the year to start experimenting with different kinds of beverages moving forward. Give your liver a break with these tasty non-alcoholic drink ideas!
Pickle Juice
-uice of a single pickle
Serve in the pickle jar.
Enjoy.
Toasty Fakerita
Rim a chipped mug with salt
Add raw lemon juice.
Enjoy.
Whatever That Orange Shit in the Back of the Fridge Is
Place whatever that orange shit in the back of the fridge is in a tea cup.
Enjoy.
Ketchup
Yes.
Enjoy.
Kombucha
Place Kombucha in a pint glass.
Fuck You.
Enjoy.
Soy Yo
Soy sauce package poured into old hot pocket wrappers that you found on the floor
Chase with tears
Enjoy.
An Angel Fashioned
Place one bitter and one individually packaged egg (in packaging) at the bottom of an old fashioned glass
Mash until resembling the consistency of course, rocky, beach sand.
Dilute with vanilla extract and lemon juice
Enjoy.
Malk
A nice wholesome cup of warm 2% milk in your favorite glassware.
Enjoy.
Starbucky
Something from Starbucks that you can drink out of your uggs.
Enjoy.
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