Hurricane Betty’s Reaches Category 5

WORCESTER, MA – Residents across the city were shocked Tuesday morning by the announcement that Hurricane Betty’s had been elevated to Category 5 in the middle of the night. Mayor Joseph Petty encouraged families to remain indoors and secure their homes, including boarding up windows, citing destructive forces capable of ruining marriages. Many have lamented that this weather event is expected to clash with Clark’s second Open House on November 12th, when prospective students will be touring campus with their parents.

Meteorologists who were hanging out by the wind vane on Sackler reported that Hurricane Betty may have been started when a local Worcester man made it rain.

The city is taking preventative action as well, by reinforcing government buildings and historical sites. They are also urging anyone who can hear the song Cyclone (feat. T-Pain) by Baby Bash from within their homes to take refuge in City Hall.

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