Hillary Clinton declares Turtleboy “A platform for the Alt-Right”

Former Presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton has finished her book tour which has spanned across many noteworthy cities and small towns across the country. Today she kicked off her second book tour which will encompass some less than noteworthy cities and small towns, starting right here in Worcester, Massachusetts.

After taking a brief tour of the city, Secretary Clinton declared a local right of right of center news publication Turtleboy a “platform of the Alt-Right”. She added, “As far as I’m concerned Turtleboy is Breitbart at the local level! And its mascot Turtle Boy is a sad parody of Pepe the racist frog!”

Finally, right before entering into a random tangent about how she's an advocate for children , she declared that the unrelated Turtle Boy statue located outside City Hall be taken down immediately.

Unfortunately for the former Secretary of State, nobody in the city of Worcester bothered to listen to her speech as she has become as irrelevant as the new publication she denounced. And while nobody showed up to protest the notorious Turtle Boy statue, one counter protester was in attendance chanting “I’m here, I’m infertile, and I want this kid to hump a turtle!”

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