Top Ten Places To Cry During Finals Week

1. The Third Large Stall In The Bathroom Behind The Mailroom

This one’s for the ladies in the crowd ;)

It’s 5’ by 8’, high ceilings, tiled floors and the first apartment you’ve dreamed of having all your life. Extra points for those who piss as they sob. There’s a sink for when you convince yourself that you’re done crying and want to wash off the tears. You’re not done crying by the way; you don’t decide these things.

2. Into A Plate of Stale Sodexo™ Muffins

They are dry as fuck at least it’ll moisten them.

3. Your Advisor's Office

They’re gonna see you at your best so they might as well see you at your worst, right? I mean who is to say that you’re gonna graduate anyway. Life is a highway and you sure as hell are gonna ride it all fucking night long. Making those years worth of debt in your future worthwhile by treating your

advisor as your personal therapist is surely the way to go this season.

4. Iraq

Take your abroad trip early! Maybe if you’re lucky you’ll run into ISIS! I mean, if you put your life in other people’s hands...finals are the least of your responsibilities.

5. Your Ex’s Bedroom

They already aren’t into you so you don’t got much to lose. Honestly, Taylor never loved you like you loved them, they have it coming for all the strife they caused you.

6. An Exercise Machine in the Kneller Center

Remember those healthy habits you were gonna start this year? Well you might have screwed them up but I guess you could release stress or something?? People will assume it’s just eye sweat because you’re swole af #healthiswealth you’re your own #fitspiration one hundred emoji one hundred emoji

7. During your final exam

You’re really putting this off until the last minute damn. No wonder you’re crying.

8. My arms

Skeet skeet bang bang I love you and I also love being used as a stress reliever. What’s your sign? Baby you’re beautiful even when you cry. It’s like you don’t know you’re beautiful sweetheart. Just putting it out there my number is (508) 793-7575

9. The air vent above your classroom

No one is here, but everyone in your classroom can definitely hear you! When confronted say it was the dust.

10. The electric chair in JC

Why doesn’t it work? It used to be a good photo op but now it’s your spot to secretly sob, so we went full circle didn’t we?

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