Secret Photograph Shows Proof that Rasputin Lives

Conspiracy theories, the belief that an influential organization is responsible for an idea or event. We currently have many compelling and popular conspiracy theories: the Earth is flat, the CIA killed JFK, the moon landing was fake, Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, and many, many more. However, there is one lesser known conspiracy theory that is often dismissed by many conspiracy theorists for being “too ridiculous.” Here at The Freudian Slip, we subscribe to the theory that Grigori Rasputin, famed Russian healer of Alexei Romanov and lover of the Tsarina, is still alive. Has the magic man used his wizard spells to grant himself an extended life? Using a séance, we were able to get an exclusive interview with beloved creator of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard:

“I believe that Vladimir Putin is Grigori Rasputin. It makes logical sense for Rasputin to try to take power based on his previous influence over the Tsar and Tsarina of Russia. And there Putin is—President of Russia,”

It was not until recently that his theory began to take on a certain degree of truth when a secret photograph of Vladimir Putin emerged that showed him performing magic. The confirmation of this conspiracy theory sparks the question: if this one is true, how many others are? This reporter wants to extend a special thanks to Wikipedia for providing information on the elusive and very much alive Rasputin.

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