ClarkTube to start featuring original content in hopes of competing with Netflix

Clark University is back and ready to claim their spot as one of the cool kids at the party with their brand new streaming service:, ClarkTube. The new website is an innovative new way to get Clarkies to stop pirating popular content off their occasionally working WiFi. While ClarkTube features a handful of new releases and semi-relevant content, competing with the industries monopoly sites is no easy task. In a bold new strategy to compete with Netflix, Clark has laid down the framework for their own original content. Also known as the Clark Cinematic Universe (or the CCU), ClarkTube plans on releasing a variety of programs over the next six years. Many of these titles have been kept under lock and key, however, we at the Freudian Slip are masters of disguise. We’ve got an informant on the inside (their identity, of course, will remain anonymous as a safety precaution.) Thanks to our busy cougar….. I mean, busy beekeeper…. I mean stealthy friend, the Slip was given an opportunity to dive into Dangel’s secret stash. We would like to take this opportunity to show you the newly discovered titles, descriptions, and posters for the first two new original releases to Worcester’s bootleg time-waster, as well as the entire timeline for the first phase of the CCU.

The Suite Life of Sigmund and Cody

Sigmund Freud has money issues with no way to secure next month’s rent. In a last ditch effort to save his skin, Freud accepts a Traina Scholarship and moves into a suite with 5 other Clarkies. How will Cody (Freud’s new roommate) and the others deal with wacky shenanigans, crazy hypotheses, and Oedipus complex in this sitcom for all ages.

To All the People I’ve Swiped Right on, But Never Made Anything But Awkward Eye Contact with Around Campus

A Clarkie’s Tinder matches are exposed to the student body. Now that everyone knows who kind of likes who, our protagonist is constantly urged by their friends to go on a coffee date to Acoustic Java. Will our hero find true love? Or will their swipe history wreak havoc on their social and romantic lives?

The Freudian Slip is being optimistic here, but the new ClarkTube line-up is looking pretty darn relatable. If this is only a preview of what’s to come, we’re more than excited to see if Clark original content is worthy enough for us to ignore our homework and binge-watch our lives away.

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