ULTIMATE CROSSOVER??!? Chuck E. Cheese is Teaming Up With WHO!?!?

On February 25, 2019, Pope Francis made a public announcement revealing his intentions of building a Chuck E. Cheese inside the Vatican. “It has come to my attention that residents of the Vatican have no true way to relate and reach out to the youth of the world. To correct this error, the Church will be working extensively alongside Chuck E. Cheese to help bring joy to both priests and young’uns alike.” Despite widespread disgust and contempt, the Church continues to build the pizzeria and play-place designed to entertain children from the ages of five to eleven.

Although many question the executive decision from the Chuck E. Cheese team, CEO Tom Leverton has noted the sudden rise of volunteers as a positive change to the franchise. “You know, free labor is hard to come by in such trying times for a billionaire such as myself. Who am I to turn away volunteers, especially those from the Church?” Pope Francis commemorated the occasion by removing his ceremonial garb in favor of a t-shirt and hat that proudly displays Charles Entertainment Cheese himself. To help pay for this installation, Pope Francis is hosting a “Holy Water Car Wash” alongside his numerous adolescent friends.

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